captain's log from Hawaii

an unexpected sighting

This is an official statement swearing that Brenna and Wayne had breakfast with Leonardo diCaprio and his babe of the moment (island squeeze) on Thursday, October 21st, 2021 at Hanalei Bread Company in Hanalei, Kauai, HI. Wayne testifies that diCaprio was wearing shower swimming shoes, made cool only be elite soccer stars, without socks (Adidas sandals). Wayne states that his feet were very white but inspection was not paid to the state of his toenails. Concerning the rest of his dress, he had a baggy white tee as identified by Brenna and a black LA Dodgers hat. Wayne discerned that hat was not official merch as distributed by the Major League Baseball Association - this was an off-market black trucker hat in line with his overall sluggish, stoner, look. In regards to his comportment, he seemed quiet. He finished his breakfast before we could identify what he ate, however the babe had slight remnants of a toast - potentially of the avocado varietal. Luckily, Brenna was wearing only a bikini top and skirt, so Leo got a taste of the goods. It was confirmed via text message with lifelong friends shortly after the sighting that there is no bigger star Brenna could have seen.

This is official record taken 10/22/2021.

Signed,

Brenna

Wayne